A friend sent me this. I'm reprinting it almost verbatim:
A List of Republican Budget Cuts
These are all the programs that the new Republican House has proposed cutting. Notice S.S. and the military are *not* on this list.
Greetings everyone, and welcome! I have one goal here: Make America Great Again! Our federal government has veered *way* off course, and I am going to do everything I can to bring us back. The Founding Fathers provided us with pretty clear instructions regarding how to run the country, but unfortunately the stewards of that responsibility have basically discarded them. So, consequently, I will try to do my small part to facilitate replacement of said stewards. There are far too many elected officials who seem to forget that they are representatives, doing very little actual representing. When you look at it from a logical standpoint, it's not all that hard. Back in the day, people in Congress worked part time, and they managed to do a bang-up job of running the country. Now, members of Congress view themselves as lords and ladies over the peasantry, and that just won't do. We need to put a stop to it. Now.
In the spirit of gender equality, we'd like to welcome the newest member to our team - Freedom Girl! Day after day she witnessed utter ignorance to the abuses of our Federal government, and seemingly limitless devotion to our Poser in Chief. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore, and she transformed into a patriotic superhero, joining Captain Constitution and Doctor Liberty in The League of Super Patriots!. Now, it is her mission to eradicate cluelessness from our electorate. It's an uphill battle, but she's up for the challenge. Welcome!