Welcome to Captain Constitution!

Greetings everyone, and welcome! I have one goal here: Make America Great Again! Our federal government has veered *way* off course, and I am going to do everything I can to bring us back. The Founding Fathers provided us with pretty clear instructions regarding how to run the country, but unfortunately the stewards of that responsibility have basically discarded them. So, consequently, I will try to do my small part to facilitate replacement of said stewards. There are far too many elected officials who seem to forget that they are representatives, doing very little actual representing. When you look at it from a logical standpoint, it's not all that hard. Back in the day, people in Congress worked part time, and they managed to do a bang-up job of running the country. Now, members of Congress view themselves as lords and ladies over the peasantry, and that just won't do. We need to put a stop to it. Now.

Freedom Girl Joins the Captain Constitution Team!

In the spirit of gender equality, we'd like to welcome the newest member to our team - Freedom Girl! Day after day she witnessed utter ignorance to the abuses of our Federal government, and seemingly limitless devotion to our Poser in Chief. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore, and she transformed into a patriotic superhero, joining Captain Constitution and Doctor Liberty in The League of Super Patriots!. Now, it is her mission to eradicate cluelessness from our electorate. It's an uphill battle, but she's up for the challenge. Welcome!

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Paul Ryan's Proposed Budget Cuts

A friend sent me this. I'm reprinting it almost verbatim:

A List of Republican Budget Cuts

These are all the programs that the new Republican House has proposed cutting. Notice S.S. and the military are *not* on this list.

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So my wife was talking with some friends of her's at work. One of them is a devout liberal, and the other behaves as if he is politically agnostic (but leans liberal). As you can imagine, being soundly brainwashed by our illustrious public school system, these guys both believe firmly in evolution. However, I would suggest that they should be open minded, as their youth and liberal tendencies dictate. Not surprisingly (to me anyway), they both said evolution is *fact*. You heard that right. The *theory* of evolution is *fact* now.

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Fun with Facebook

I sometimes troll Facebook to see what my liberal friends are talking about. Periodically I come across something so ridiculous that I am compelled to respond. I have to admit that sometimes these people are so uninformed that I feel a little bad debating them... well, OK, not really ;-).

Here is a series of posts a liberal acquaintance made. My response follows each remark:


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Michigan Prop 2: Do Union Bosses Really Think Their Members Are That Stupid?

My cousin is the unfortunate circumstance of belonging to a public employee union (against her will, of course). Recently they had an "informational" meeting (translation: indoctrination session) regarding Michigan's Proposition 2, better known to thinking people as the union takover of the state government. Here is her summary of their propaganda, followed by my analysis:

My Cousin

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So You Think the Mainstream Media is Unbiased?

Here is just a very small sample of leftist mainstream media bias I've seen over the past 6 months or so. It's not just how they report either - it's also what they choose to report and not report on. They literally try to engineer the entire narrative. It still amazes me that some people continue to follow mainstream media outlets assuming they are getting an impartial reporting of the news. The bottom line is, most mainstream media outlets lean left at best, and are totally in cahoots with the Obama campaign at worst. Check these out:

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Michigan - Oakland County Commissioners uphold our Constitutional Rights

The Fourth Ammendment to the Consitution States:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

He's Just a Man, Really

You know, I'm slowly figuring out why I have suddenly become obsessed with this election. Aside from the obvious reasons, you know, the economy, the stability of our nation, national security, my children's futures... I think it is the complete and utter lack of caution and overabundance of optimism that has infected those who are self-proclaimed Obama-ites.

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Welcome to the Obama Show, with Your Host, Candy Crowley‏!

Jiminy Christmas, where do I start?

Someone needs to go slap some sense into these morons at the Commission on Presidential Debates. They select "undecided" voters from Long Island, New York, and select a CNN commentator to moderate, and they expect us to believe that the whole event isn't an Obama rally? I guess I'm not really surprised at stuff like this anymore, but it still bugs the crap out of me

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Operation "Drink the Kool-Aid", Tin Foil Hat Edition

Remember years ago when Hilary Klinton claimed there was a vast Right Wing Conspiracy? I still have my Rush Limbaugh mug with that phrase on it.

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So Now You're Jack Kennedy?

If you saw the Vice Presidential debate, you heard perennial loudmouth Joe Biden question Paul Ryan's example of John F. Kennedy's across the board tax cuts to stimulate growth during his presidency. While it wouldn't be appropriate to compare any of today's politicians to Kennedy, the Romney across the board tax cut plan is quite similar to Kennedy's. Perhaps, like Kennedy, Romney understands that raising taxes on successful small business owners will only hurt their businesses and the jobs they can create.


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